fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
can 2014 be the year that my life falls into place that would be great thanks
People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as fuck, badass and hardcore bye.
for real though christmas is in a week and i’ve never felt less christmasy than i do right now
those are 2 things that you do not need to do.